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  • marco 10:04 am on August 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: deathstar   

    Just had to copy & paste from Epic fails in Star Wars design:

    Death Star
    An unshielded exhaust port leading directly to the central reactor? Really? And when you rebuild it, your solution to this problem is four paths into the central core so large that you can literally fly a spaceship through them? Brilliant. Note to the Emperor: Someone on your Death Star design staff is in the pay of Rebel forces. Oh, right, you can’t get the memo because someone threw you down a huge exposed shaft in your Death Star throne room.

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  • theotherwhitemeat 11:28 pm on August 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Reducing marriageable age to 16 is not suitable for the third world countries like Sri lanka because the children under 16 years is not fully developed as far as I am concerned-CHANDRAN- via http://www.dailymirror.lk/DM_BLOG/Sections/frmNewsDetailView.aspx?ARTID=57572

     
  • Capt. Pig Leg 3:08 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    wondering if the people selling durian and rambutan on Havelock Road (near Police Park) at around midnight every single day are for real.

    Honestly, it seems like there is very little traffic on the road – but those guys are out there at all hours. I find this weird.

     
    • marco 6:50 am on August 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve heard several cases of undercover CID officers hanging around Colombo in this mann**%^*#@@ ***NO CARRIER***

      • plato4 3:53 pm on August 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Say, selling durian at that time would help the drunk fellows right? prevent cops from getting too close to you for a sniff?

  • theotherwhitemeat 2:15 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Barack Obama is Malcolm X’s love child http://74.125.155.132/search?client=&rls=en-us&q=cache:http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/10/how-could-stanl.html&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

     
    • Capt. Pig Leg 3:05 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I had no idea Malcolm X was Kenyan. Learn something new every day

  • barbatus 3:39 pm on August 5, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: genital abuse   

    Nadshot is hilarious, even though after a while it tends to blur together. It is surprising how much abuse John Constantine’s nuts have been through, though. Pity they didn’t include some of that in the Keanu Reeves movie.

    Exemplary obligatorypic:

     
    • Capt. Pig Leg 3:04 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      *hurty bolay*

      /obligatory

  • marco 9:53 am on July 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2010, jupiter   

    It’s almost 2010 and the monoliths… they’re multiplying!

    (CNN)

     
    • barbatus 2:31 am on July 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      In Arthur “Pedo” Clarke books, alien technology consists of extremely large phallic objects with minds of their own. At least, this covers the “Odyssey” and “Rama” books and I can’t remember anything else he wrote.

    • marco 8:45 am on July 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      You obviously haven’t read Imperial Earth.

      • barbatus 9:28 am on July 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        I have! That’s the one with a dude who has three generations of himself at different ages, who breaks the clone incest cycle by stealing DNA from some other guy who used to fuck this girl he was in love with. Also, aliens are godlike sea urchins. Something like that?

        • marco 10:33 am on July 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

          Yep. That’s the one. You forgot to mention the overt bisexuality and Clarke using the last moments of falling into a singularity as a thinly veiled allegory to homosexual orgasm.

          • barbatus 3:46 pm on July 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

            Homosexual orgasms! Not Liek Other Orgasms (TM)

            I don’t remember this from the book. Are you sure you’re not remembering another little-known Clarke classic, “Bareback Event Horizon”?

            • marco 10:32 am on July 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

              You mean “Naked Singularity”, right?

              • barbatus 2:29 pm on August 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

                That was Assimov, men.

  • theotherwhitemeat 4:59 am on July 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    The Real-World Relevance of Wizard Rock

    Wizard rock (sometimes shorthanded as “wrock”) is a musical movement dating from 2002 that consists of at least 600 bands[71] Bands include Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, Wingardium Leviosa, The Remus Lupins, the Whomping Willows, Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls, Ministry of Magic, The Moaning Myrtles, The Parselmouths, and Kingsley and the Shacklebolts.[72] They are made up of young musicians playing songs about Harry Potter.[

     
  • hogwash 3:12 am on July 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    This looks intriguing –

     
  • barbatus 9:03 pm on July 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha

     
    • theotherwhitemeat 12:00 am on July 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      no, what, seriously…

    • Capt. Pig Leg 1:16 am on July 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I put on my robe and wizard hat. Make a screenshot

      • barbatus 2:47 pm on July 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Some guy on Reddit did a FTFY with this

  • hogwash 5:26 pm on July 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Aussies are not hairy enough, not rude enough, not angry enough and are lacking in the mass anal bunting stakes? http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/jul/24/ashes-australia-swearing-hairiness

    “So to Dirk Wellham, state captain, Test centurion (and moustache sporter), turned schoolteacher and thinker. Writing of Allan Border’s captaincy technique a few years ago, Wellham described the central place the word “fucking” played in forging a formidable Aussie team, observing: “[The] reliance on strong, decisive, male, independent players is symbolic of ‘fucking’, and the absence of collective psychology. Paradoxically, fucking can also be a group, sharing arrangement, of mateship.”

    To be honest, I am not quite sure what Dirk is driving at here, but it seems to me his advice to Ponting would be: use more expletives and cut out the occasional net practice in favour of an orgy. Over to you, Punter.”

     
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