Nadshot is hilarious, even though after a while it tends to blur together. It is surprising how much abuse John Constantine’s nuts have been through, though. Pity they didn’t include some of that in the Keanu Reeves movie.

Exemplary obligatorypic:

Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha

I always wanted to read Infinite Jest, but clearly downloading the PDF might not be good enough in this instance.

Unidentified organic black goo floating in the Arctic? This is preliminary marketing for a revival of the X-Files franchise, isn’t it?

Too bad nobody’s in the UK right now. Warren Ellis is giving away a 70% discount on Zeitgeist Beer. It’s slathered in horribly cheesy “non-conformist” marketing, but hey, cheap beer is cheap.